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iguanamouth:

wasabi got out of the backyard the other day by digging a hole under the fence while i wasnt paying attention and ended up being found by the neighbors and i wanted to see how she did it………………heres the basket of fruit i gave them afterwards

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v0d0riga:

some eldritch blasts

lizardsister:

i get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen shows the exact time and place that i die

bhramarii:
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“ weird animals
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took me a hot second to find it, but here’s the source for the original image this was based off!
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im seeing a lot of people in the tags/comments respond to these creatures in a weird way. a lot...

bhramarii:

bhramarii:

bhramarii:

weird animals

took me a hot second to find it, but here’s the source for the original image this was based off!

im seeing a lot of people in the tags/comments respond to these creatures in a weird way. a lot of “kill it,” different variations of: “i want this dead”

i counter this by asking you why you feel the need to hurt something you’re afraid of?

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You’re a patron to the fruit guy on YouTube?

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iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

fuck. yeah ok theres this dude who just, eats different fruits from all over the world and tells you what they taste like and if youre a patreon subscriber he sends you souvenirs from his journeys where he travels to eat fruits. he sent me salt from iceland once. all his video titles are formatted like typical clickbait except specifically about fruits which i think is really funny and when i remember he exists i go through all of his new videos at once for hours

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his name is jared and he looks like this

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HUH

sweatermuppet:

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

candyredterezii:

lickmydecalsoffbaby:

my scrub daddy just bit me

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“It growled at me”

etherea1ity:

stars-and-birds:

quick what is everyone doing right now

okay reblogging this again just to say that i love love love reading these,, like it’s so incredible how we’re all doing such vastly different things at the same time…ik it’s an obvious thing but it’s also insane to think about.

hauntedwoman:

oh i’m never gonna be ten years old on the first day of summer vacation again huh

mikufigure:

lakevida:

wizardonline:

lakevida:

lakevida:

man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt

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absolutely fucked

you’re just dropping abstract art into my hands like it’s nothing. i could sell this to the museum of modern art. or the cleveland museum of art

do NOT sell my kitchen to the CMA i can’t make the commute. MoMA is fine though i can go there with my mind

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looked like the old meme backgrounds